from “Quotes of the Day”
I subscribe to “Quotes of the Day” by bloglines and catch up every month or two, marking some favs. The ability to say something quickly and with a sense of wit and humor amuses me. Not saying I agree with these…just going “Hmmmm…”
“I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.” –E.V. Lucas
“Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.” –Janet Long
“We are generally the better persuaded by the reasons we discover ourselves than by those given to us by others.” –Blaise Pascal
“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.”–Matt Groening
“People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.”–Russell Baker
“Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.”–Ann Landers
“The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.”–Saki
“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”-Horace Walpole
“With a stop light, green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘slow down’. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means ‘go’, green means ‘whoa, slow down’, and red means ‘where the heck did you get that banana?'”–Mitch Hedberg
“When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.”–Marquis de la Grange
“When ideas fail, words come in very handy.”–Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“Writing well mean[s] never having to say, ‘I guess you had to be there.'”–Jef Mallett
…for kicks, pick a quote, and tell me what you think about it!
Entry filed under: Everyday.